• Richard Hayes: “When I was a child playing board games, we had a rule that a player could take back a move that had disastrous consequences. If we could do that in real life, I’d take back the invention of the mobile phone. I can think of no other tool that has more quickly sucked civilization off the planet and turned the population into a swarm of self-absorbed imbeciles.”
  • Mudwalker Jones: “I was a self-absorbed imbecile long before it became cool. I didn’t need no stinking cell phone.”